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Chapters 9–16 · 10 February 2023

Series Two.

The planning dispute, and the best pair of chapter titles in the run: Council-ing followed immediately by Counselling. It became the most-watched Prime Video original in the UK, reaching around 7.6 million viewers on a 28-day basis.

The run

In order.

Chapter 9

Surviving

Series Two opens with a farm that made a hundred and forty-four pounds and a man deciding to do it again anyway.

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Chapter 10

Cowering

Cattle arrive. The word does two things at once and neither of them is flattering.

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Chapter 11

Schmoozing

The commercial side of farming, which no farming programme had previously bothered to film.

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Chapter 12

Badgering

A chapter about a protected species and a great deal of trouble. Its beast is now the one that appears when this website breaks.

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Chapter 13

Council-ing

The planning dispute with West Oxfordshire District Council. The first half of the best pair of chapter titles in the run.

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Chapter 14

Counselling

The pay-off. Nothing else in forty chapters is as tightly constructed as this pair.

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Chapter 15

Scheming

Agri-environment income, which now accounts for around thirty per cent of the average English farm business income and is the most reliable money on this farm.

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Chapter 16

Climaxing

The Series Two finale. The naming system at its most Clarkson.

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Decoded

The grammar used in this series.

ChapterTitleOperationThe wordplay
9 Surviving G1 Straight, and after the first year, entirely earned.
10 Cowering G2 Cow, hidden inside cringing. One of the best latent puns in the corpus.
11 Schmoozing G1 Not agricultural at all, which is the point.
12 Badgering G2 Badger, hidden inside pestering. Also the correct animal for an error page.
13 Council-ing G3/G4 A hyphen exposes "council" and sets up the homophone that follows immediately.
14 Counselling G4 The homophone. Identical sound, opposite meaning, consecutive chapters.
15 Scheming G2 A scheme in the agri-environment sense, and a scheme in the plotting sense.
16 Climaxing G6 Register collision. Knowingly near the knuckle.

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