Lording It.
Named after Chapter 32, and kept firmly at Parish level rather than global, because a global leaderboard is a machine for making almost everybody feel inadequate.
Parish level only
Never global.
Resets seasonally
So nobody is permanently unbeatable.
Based on turning up
Not only on spending.
Opt out entirely
If competition is not your thing.
The thinking behind it.
Every farming game and every loyalty scheme that has tried a global leaderboard has learned the same lesson: the top one per cent enjoy it and everybody else stops looking.
- Parish level only — Never global.
- Resets seasonally — So nobody is permanently unbeatable.
- Based on turning up — Not only on spending.
- Opt out entirely — If competition is not your thing.
Elsewhere in Belonging.
Hoarding
Hoarding points, and an advertising hoarding. One wallet that earns in the farm sh…
Nattering
Village-hall register, not a community hub. Somewhere to ask whether anybody else …
Your Parish
Rural, geographically true and completely non-corporate. Everybody gets one based …
Boasting
Honest about what badges are for. You did a thing, here is a mark saying so, and y…
Surveying
Surveying land, and reviewing your holdings. Everything you have taken on, everyth…
Member Access Windows
Member-only windows at the farm shop and the brewery, inside what the planning per…
Start with the free tier.
Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Bottling It — three taps, no phone call, no retention script. You keep access until the period you have paid for runs out.
No. Monthly means monthly.
Pestering, at your invitation
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