Diddly Squat Gift Card
No need to panic and buy some scented bath salts that nobody wants. Save yourself the embarrassment and buy this instead. You will be adored.
| Value | You choose |
|---|---|
| Expires | Twelve months |
| Online | Online use only |
About this one.
No need to panic and buy some scented bath salts that nobody wants. Save yourself the embarrassment and buy this instead. You will be adored.
It is made on this farm, or by somebody within sixteen miles of it whose name we know and whose kitchen we have stood in. That is the whole sourcing policy and there is nothing more sophisticated behind it.
- Value: You choose
- Expires: Twelve months
- Online: Online use only
Made within sixteen miles
The planning condition, honoured rather than worked around.
Free UK delivery over £40
Two to five working days. Flat £8.50 below.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty.
A real producer
Somebody whose kitchen we have stood in.
Goes with
Free UK delivery over £40.
Flat £8.50 below that, two to five working days, and we will hold an order back a day to ship it as one box rather than three.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Where the planning condition applies it is, and we name the maker on the page. Where a line is made further afield — some of the clothing, some of the homeware — we say so rather than fudging it.
Two to five working days by tracked courier, and free over forty pounds. Perishables leave on a Monday or a Tuesday so nothing sits in a depot over a weekend.
Get told before everyone else
One email a fortnight about what is actually happening in the fields, the brewery and the pub — including the bits that went wrong.
While you are here.
Free UK delivery over £40
Flat £8.50 below. Nine in ten orders land within two days.
Fewer boxes, less carbon
We will hold an order back a day to ship it as one.
Carded on drink
Age verified at checkout and again on the doorstep.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty, in which case tell us.
