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The dashboard

Surveying.

Surveying land, and reviewing your holdings. Everything you have taken on, everything arriving, and what season it is out there.

How it works

Your plots

What is growing, what stage it is at.

Your fostered animals

And their updates.

Your boxes

Next delivery, and the skip button.

Your Hoarding balance

Across all three businesses.

Why

The thinking behind it.

This is the page that makes a membership feel like something rather than a monthly charge. It is also the single biggest piece of engineering in the whole platform, because it has to read from three separate commerce systems.

  • Your plots — What is growing, what stage it is at.
  • Your fostered animals — And their updates.
  • Your boxes — Next delivery, and the skip button.
  • Your Hoarding balance — Across all three businesses.
  • Your Parish — And whatever it is up to.
  • The seasonal calendar — What is happening on the farm this month.

Start with the free tier.

Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

No. Monthly means monthly.

It gets you the booking window early. It does not get you a table that does not exist, because the room is the size it is.

The estate list

First sight of every drop

The things that sell out do it in minutes. This is the only warning anyone gets.

Next along the route

Belonging

Carry on
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