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Plan your visit

Everything you need to know before you arrive, and a few things you probably do not.

Chipping Norton, Tuesday to Sunday, half past nine until half past four. Card only. The car park closes at five and the overflow is four-by-four only when it is wet.

9:30 we open
16:30 we close
Mon closed
Card only
Opening hours

When we are open.

WhereDaysHoursNote
Farm shop Tue – Sun 9:30 – 16:30 Including bank holidays
Café and bar Tue – Sun to 16:30 Food stops at 15:00
Both car parks Tue – Sun close at 17:00 Overflow is 4×4 only in wet weather
Everything Monday Closed Genuinely closed. Do not drive here.
How to do it properly

Getting here without losing your temper.

Put OX7 3PE into the satnav

Or use the What3Words for the car park directly: anchovies.panoramic.study. It will take you to the right entrance rather than the wrong lane.

Come early or come late

The queue is worst between eleven and two. Nine-thirty on a Tuesday in February is a different shop entirely, and a better one.

Bring a card, not cash

Both the farm shop and the pub shop are card only. This surprises somebody every single day.

Park in the main car park first

The overflow exists, but in wet weather it is four-by-four only and entry is at your own risk. No towing, no recovery, no sympathy.

Leave before five

Both car parks close at five. The gate is not negotiable and nobody on site enjoys the conversation.

Getting here

Four ways in.

By car

OX7 3PE. Free parking, closes at 5pm.

By bus

The X9 stops nearby.

By train

Charlbury, then a taxi.

Accessibility

Step-free throughout, disabled parking and toilet.

Questions

The questions we get every single day.

No. Turn up when we are open. There is no booking system for the shop, the café or the bar, and there is no queue-jumping.

Sometimes. Often not. He has a farm to run and a column to write, and the honest answer is that planning a visit around seeing him is planning to be disappointed.

No. We do not offer tours of the farm. The planning permission does not allow for it and, frankly, nor does the state of most of the fields.

Yes, outdoors and on a lead. Not inside the shop, for reasons involving food hygiene rather than any dislike of dogs.

No. Card only, at both the farm shop and the pub shop. This is the single most common source of doorstep disappointment.

No. The planning inspector refused it in 2023 and ordered the barn restored. There is a café and a bar. Food is served until three.

The Old Mill Antiques, the Brown Cow, The Man Cave at Broadway, Jaffe and Neale in Chipping Norton, and Firefly Barn. The Farmer’s Dog is twenty-five minutes away and worth the drive.

No. We do not do signed items and we do not pass things through for signing. Sorry.

What you are looking at

The view from the car park.

Approximately a thousand acres of Cotswold brash, most of which has never made a penny. It looks considerably better than it earns.

The pub is twenty-five minutes away.

The Farmer's Dog at Asthall Barrow. Everything on the menu is British, tables are released on the first of the month, and there is no telephone.

Next along the route

The Farmer's Dog

Twenty-five minutes away, and worth the drive.

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