Bothering Us.
Invites contact by pretending to discourage it, which is the oldest trick in British politeness and still works.
How to get in touch
Every section, in plain English.
Diddly Squat Farm Shop, 5–12 Chipping Norton Road, Chipping Norton, OX7 3PE. Open Tuesday to Sunday, 9:30am to 4:30pm, including bank holidays. Card only.
The Farmer’s Dog, Asthall Barrow, Burford, Oxfordshire, OX18 4HJ. Tuesday to Saturday 11am to 11pm, Sunday to 10:30pm. There is no telephone number, and that is not an oversight.
Hawkstone Brewery, College Farm, Stow Road, Bourton-on-the-Water, GL54 2HN. Tours are bookable and are over-eighteens only.
Through the form on this page. Answered by a person, usually within a working day.
Through the wholesale page, which routes to somebody who knows about beer and jam rather than about forms.
Through the Publicising page. Assets available on request rather than behind a portal.
If you are struggling with stress or worry, text Hawkstone to 85258. It is free, confidential and available at any hour. That is the single most useful thing on this page.
Written to be read
Not to be survived.
Reasons attached
Every rule says why.
Your rights intact
Nothing here reduces statutory rights.
Ask if unclear
And it gets rewritten.
The short version.
Invites contact by pretending to discourage it, which is the oldest trick in British politeness and still works.
If any of this is unclear, ask, and it will be rewritten. Several of these pages reached their current wording because somebody said they could not follow the old one.
Bother us.
Tell us what you need. Answered by a person, usually within a working day, and never by an automated reply that tells you how important your enquiry is.
A reminder
This is a demonstration build. It is not affiliated with, authorised or endorsed by any of the businesses it describes, and commerce on it is a placeholder that takes no payment.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
It does not. Every commerce control here is a placeholder and no card details are collected anywhere.
In this build, none that leaves your browser. The basket is held in memory and forgotten when the tab closes.
