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Achievements

Boasting.

Honest about what badges are for. You did a thing, here is a mark saying so, and you may show it to people.

How it works

For turning up

At the shop, the brewery or the pub.

For the chapters

Reading the archive, in order, all forty.

For a season

Completing a plot or a fostering season.

For staying

Which is the one that actually matters.

Why

The thinking behind it.

No badge here unlocks a discount or gates anything. They are for boasting, which is what badges have always been for, and pretending otherwise is faintly insulting.

  • For turning up — At the shop, the brewery or the pub.
  • For the chapters — Reading the archive, in order, all forty.
  • For a season — Completing a plot or a fostering season.
  • For staying — Which is the one that actually matters.

Start with the free tier.

Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

Bottling It — three taps, no phone call, no retention script. You keep access until the period you have paid for runs out.

No. Monthly means monthly.

The estate list

Pestering, at your invitation

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Belonging

Carry on
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