Shop the show.
Everything that appeared on screen, tied to the chapter it appeared in. Seen the show, eaten the cast, now wear our merch with pride.
The join nobody has built yet.
Every farm shop attached to a television programme sells merchandise. Almost none of them tell you which episode the thing came from, which is odd, because that is the entire reason anybody wants it.
So this collection is organised by chapter. The Endgame Bull mug is filed under Chapter 29, because that is where the bull went wrong. The tractor pasta sits under Chapter 1. When Series Six arrives, the things in it will appear here within the week, filed under their chapter numbers.
By chapter.
Chapter 1: Tractoring
The Massey, the Lamborghini, and a man discovering that a field is bigger than it looks.
Chapter 3: Shopping
Forty tonnes of accidental potatoes and a shed with a till in it.
Chapter 22: Mushrooming
The mushrooms that ended up in a crisp.
Chapter 26: Pubbing
A fifteenth-century barn, five acres and a very bad idea.
Chapter 29: Endgaming
Now, inevitably, a mug.
Chapter 40: Reaping
The most recent chapter, and the one everything currently in the shop came out of.
Everything that has been on screen
Hawkstone Premium Lager
Hawkstone Cider
Hawkstone Mixed Case
Burger Sauce 250g
Bee Juice Honey 350g
Red Tractor Socks
Emma Bridgewater × Diddly Squat "Cow Juice" ½-Pint Mug
The Larder Loader Bundle
Read the chapters properly.
All forty, indexed, annotated and linked to the things they produced.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Photograph it, tell us within fourteen days, and we replace or refund it. We do not ask you to send a broken jar back across the country to prove it was broken.
Almost always, and it is usually cheaper because there is no courier in the middle. The queue, however, is real.
Elsewhere on the estate.
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