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The forty tonnes that started a shop

Potatoes.

The crop that accidentally created the entire retail business. Roughly forty tonnes of potatoes were produced with no obvious buyer, so a shed was opened to sell them. That shed is now the Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

The original
~40 tonnes
Consequence
The farm shop
Year
2020
The detail

What actually happens with it.

The crop that accidentally created the entire retail business. Roughly forty tonnes of potatoes were produced with no obvious buyer, so a shed was opened to sell them. That shed is now the Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

There is no better illustration of how this estate actually grew: a surplus, a problem, and a solution that turned out to be worth more than the crop.

  • The original: ~40 tonnes
  • Consequence: The farm shop
  • Year: 2020
The year

Drilled

Autumn or spring, depending on the year.

Grown

On Cotswold brash over limestone.

Harvested

Weather permitting, which is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

Sold

As something worth more than the raw crop.

What it looks like

The field this comes out of, in the season it looks best. It does not look like this in February.

Watch it grow.

The field cameras run all year, including the eleven months when nothing happens.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The farming does not. It made a hundred and forty-four pounds in its first year and has rarely done much better. Everything else on this site exists because of that.

Because the worst ground costs more to crop than it returns, and because hedgerow, scrub and margin do measurable work that a combine never will.

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The whole rotation

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