Trundling.
The parcel has a journey. Giving it one is more honest than a status bar that says "processing" for four days.
Delivery and tracking
Every section, in plain English.
Free over £40. A flat £8.50 below. Two to five working days, and around nine in ten orders land within two.
We will hold an order back a day to ship it as one box rather than three. It is better for the carbon footprint and better for whoever has to carry it up your path.
UK only. Food and alcohol do not ship internationally, for reasons involving customs rather than reluctance.
Merchandise and books ship worldwide. Customs, VAT and handling charges are payable by the recipient and are outside our control, which is a genuine caveat rather than a disclaimer.
Merchandise and books only. Food and alcohol shipping to the US is currently paused.
Anything with alcohol in it is checked at the door as well as at checkout. The driver will ask, and they are required to.
Tell us. We chase the carrier so that you do not have to, which is the entire point of buying from a shop rather than a marketplace.
Written to be read
Not to be survived.
Reasons attached
Every rule says why.
Your rights intact
Nothing here reduces statutory rights.
Ask if unclear
And it gets rewritten.
The short version.
The parcel has a journey. Giving it one is more honest than a status bar that says "processing" for four days.
If any of this is unclear, ask, and it will be rewritten. Several of these pages reached their current wording because somebody said they could not follow the old one.
Everything else in Lawyering.
Ten pages, all written the same way.
A reminder
This is a demonstration build. It is not affiliated with, authorised or endorsed by any of the businesses it describes, and commerce on it is a placeholder that takes no payment.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
It does not. Every commerce control here is a placeholder and no card details are collected anywhere.
In this build, none that leaves your browser. The basket is held in memory and forgotten when the tab closes.
