Under a fiver.
The part of the shop that should be easy to say yes to. Almost the entire store cupboard sits here, deliberately.
Everything under five pounds
Classic Mayo 250g
Burger Sauce 250g
Smoked Chilli Mayo 250g
Chilli Pasta Sauce 270g
Blackberry Jam 340g
Strawberry Jam 340g
Red Onion Marmalade 340g
Chilli Jam 280g
Real Ale Chutney 310g
Piccalilli Chutney 280g
Habanero Chilli Relish 300g
Little Turds Chocolate Covered Honeycomb 150g
Bee Juice Bites
Why the price architecture matters.
Condiments and preserves cluster hard between £4.80 and £5.85. Oils are £5.85. T-shirts are all £26. Mugs are all £26. Soft toys are all £19. Bundles run at a consistent ten to fifteen per cent below the sum of their parts.
None of that is an accident. A disciplined price architecture means a customer never has to work out whether a thing is good value relative to the thing next to it — they are all priced the same, so the only question left is whether you want it. That is a much easier question, and it is the one we would rather you were asking.
Store cupboard
£4.80 – £5.85
Homeware
£15 – £35
Clothing
£10 – £50
Bundles
10–15% off the parts
Or spend properly.
The bundles take ten to fifteen per cent off, which is the only genuine discount in the shop.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Almost always, and it is usually cheaper because there is no courier in the middle. The queue, however, is real.
Where the planning condition applies it is, and we name the maker on the page. Where a line is made further afield — some of the clothing, some of the homeware — we say so rather than fudging it.
The honest version, fortnightly
No campaign calendar, no filler. When there is nothing to say we do not send anything.
