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The calendar

Twelve months, four seasons, one harvest.

What actually happens on a thousand acres, month by month. Most of it is waiting, and the waiting is the part nobody films.

Month by month

The year, month by month.

January

Hedging, walling, accounts

The quiet months, when the previous year gets totted up and the next one gets planned.

February

Machinery, and the last of the hedging

Everything gets serviced now because there is no time later.

March

Spring drilling begins

Spring barley goes in. The window is narrower than it looks.

April

Lambing, and praying for rain

On this soil, a dry April is the single worst thing that can happen to the year.

May

Rape is yellow, everything is growing

The photogenic month, and the one everybody thinks farming is like.

June

Watching, spraying, worrying

Very little to do and a great deal to worry about.

July

Harvest, weather permitting

The combine comes out. Three weeks that decide the year.

August

Harvest continues, shop is heaving

The busiest month for the farm shop and the pub simultaneously.

September

Autumn drilling

Winter wheat goes in — deliberately late, to give the blackgrass less of a chance.

October

Drilling continues, first frosts

And the annual argument about whether it is too wet to travel.

November

Everything is in, or it is not

Whatever did not get drilled now waits until spring.

December

Fallow, and glad of it

The fields rest. Almost nothing on this farm does.

2024–25

What the year actually produced.

−30% wheat, 2025 drought
−40% barley, 2025 drought
<2t/ha durum, against 6 expected
−£5,000 the resulting year

Watch a whole year of it.

Field cameras, running continuously, including the eleven months when nothing happens.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

Not on foot, most of the year — it is a working farm with machinery in it. The cameras, the virtual walk and the footpaths are the honest alternatives.

The farming does not. It made a hundred and forty-four pounds in its first year and has rarely done much better. Everything else on this site exists because of that.

On the farm

Elsewhere on the estate.

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