Lobbing One Over.
Anti-sentimental gifting. A plot, a fostering season, a box or a membership, sent to somebody else with a date on it.
Gift any of it
Plots, fostering, boxes, membership.
Schedule the delivery
For a birthday, or Christmas.
They pick the details
Which crop, which animal, which box.
Or just a gift card
The coward’s option, and a perfectly good one.
The thinking behind it.
No need to panic and buy some scented bath salts that nobody wants. Save yourself the embarrassment and buy this instead. You will be adored.
- Gift any of it — Plots, fostering, boxes, membership.
- Schedule the delivery — For a birthday, or Christmas.
- They pick the details — Which crop, which animal, which box.
- Or just a gift card — The coward’s option, and a perfectly good one.
Elsewhere in Belonging.
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Nattering
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Your Parish
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Boasting
Honest about what badges are for. You did a thing, here is a mark saying so, and y…
Surveying
Surveying land, and reviewing your holdings. Everything you have taken on, everyth…
Member Access Windows
Member-only windows at the farm shop and the brewery, inside what the planning per…
Start with the free tier.
Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Bottling It — three taps, no phone call, no retention script. You keep access until the period you have paid for runs out.
No. Monthly means monthly.
Pestering, at your invitation
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