Diddly Squat Farm Shop Perfume
Two scents. "Drive" revs into a deep, naughty-sexy scent on the skin. "Wet" is light and sensual — we like to wear it wet. We are aware of how all of this reads.
| Scents | Drive and Wet |
|---|---|
| Size | 50ml |
| Regret | None whatsoever |
About this one.
Two scents. "Drive" revs into a deep, naughty-sexy scent on the skin. "Wet" is light and sensual — we like to wear it wet. We are aware of how all of this reads.
It is made on this farm, or by somebody within sixteen miles of it whose name we know and whose kitchen we have stood in. That is the whole sourcing policy and there is nothing more sophisticated behind it.
- Scents: Drive and Wet
- Size: 50ml
- Regret: None whatsoever
Made within sixteen miles
The planning condition, honoured rather than worked around.
Free UK delivery over £40
Two to five working days. Flat £8.50 below.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty.
A real producer
Somebody whose kitchen we have stood in.
Goes with
Free UK delivery over £40.
Flat £8.50 below that, two to five working days, and we will hold an order back a day to ship it as one box rather than three.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Almost always, and it is usually cheaper because there is no courier in the middle. The queue, however, is real.
Where the planning condition applies it is, and we name the maker on the page. Where a line is made further afield — some of the clothing, some of the homeware — we say so rather than fudging it.
The honest version, fortnightly
No campaign calendar, no filler. When there is nothing to say we do not send anything.
While you are here.
Free UK delivery over £40
Flat £8.50 below. Nine in ten orders land within two days.
Fewer boxes, less carbon
We will hold an order back a day to ship it as one.
Carded on drink
Age verified at checkout and again on the doorstep.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty, in which case tell us.
