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Chapters 25–32 · 23 May 2025

Series Four.

Kaleb leaves to tour, Harriet arrives, and a fifteenth-century barn near Burford becomes The Farmer’s Dog. Averaged 4.4 million viewers on seven-day figures, with episode two the best-performing at 5 million.

The run

In order.

Chapter 25

Solo-ing

Kaleb leaves to tour a one-man show. Harriet Cowan arrives to cover. The farm continues, differently.

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Chapter 26

Pubbing

A fifteenth-century barn on five acres near Burford, bought for a reported less than a million pounds. It opened on 23 August 2024 to hundreds of people queuing.

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Chapter 27

Crawling

The pub, continued.

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Chapter 28

Cottaging

A useful demonstration of why the naming grammar needs dialling down for a commerce platform serving families and schools. The wit here comes from the collision, not from precision.

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Chapter 29

Endgaming

The bull. Now, inevitably, an Emma Bridgewater mug.

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Chapter 30

Splurging

Money going out rather than coming in, which is the more common direction on this farm.

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Chapter 31

Hurrying

The pace picks up before the finale.

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Chapter 32

Landlording

The Series Four finale, and the word we have borrowed for the £40-a-month tier because it is aspirational in exactly the right slightly-uncomfortable way.

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Decoded

The grammar used in this series.

ChapterTitleOperationThe wordplay
25 Solo-ing G3 A hyphen forces the reading. Without it the word does not work.
26 Pubbing G1 A pub, verbed. Now also the name of a whole section of this website.
27 Crawling G6 A pub crawl, and crawling.
28 Cottaging G6 The most knowingly near-the-knuckle title in the run.
29 Endgaming G1 An endgame, verbed.
30 Splurging G6 Spending, bluntly.
31 Hurrying G1 Straight, and urgent.
32 Landlording G1 A landlord, verbed. Reused on this site as the top membership tier.

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