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Chapters 33–40 · 3 June 2026

Series Five.

Released in three tranches — four episodes on 3 June, two on the 10th, two on the 17th. It contains the coronary heart disease disclosure and the prostate cancer diagnosis, and the chapter titles carry both without breaking their own rules. Operating and Sickening are the system working at full stretch.

The run

In order.

Chapter 33

Operating

Series Five opens with the coronary heart disease disclosure. The naming system, which had spent four series being funny, turns out to work just as well when it is not.

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Chapter 34

Storming

Both meanings apply.

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Chapter 35

Tripping

Series Five, continued.

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Chapter 36

Updating

The only title in the entire run that sounds like software.

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Chapter 37

Decapitating

The most violent word in the corpus, and used exactly once.

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Chapter 38

Frazzling

The drought year, and the word for what it does to people as well as crops.

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Chapter 39

Sickening

The prostate cancer disclosure. He used it to campaign for PSA screening, which is the most useful thing any of this has ever done.

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Chapter 40

Reaping

The most recent chapter. Everything currently in the farm shop came out of the year it covers. The estate continues at Chapter 41.

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Decoded

The grammar used in this series.

ChapterTitleOperationThe wordplay
33 Operating G2 Running a business, and a surgical operation. The heaviest double meaning in the corpus.
34 Storming G2 Weather, and temper.
35 Tripping G6 A trip, and falling over.
36 Updating G1 Straight, and modern — the least agricultural word in forty chapters.
37 Decapitating G1 Blunt, alarming, and entirely literal about something.
38 Frazzling G6 Heat, exhaustion, and being frazzled.
39 Sickening G2 Illness, and the colloquial sense of something being awful.
40 Reaping G2 Harvest, and what you reap. The last word of forty.

The next series.

Or back to the full archive of forty.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

No. This is an unofficial demonstration build. The programme itself lives on Prime Video and the rights sit with Amazon and the production companies.

Chapter forty-one is this platform. The ledger carries on from there, and every number granted is logged permanently in Recording.

In the record

Elsewhere on the estate.

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/estate/recording/

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Next along the route

Chapter 41 onwards

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