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The regional layer

Your Parish.

Rural, geographically true and completely non-corporate. Everybody gets one based on where they are, and it is the layer where an online membership turns into people who actually meet.

How it works

Assigned by location

Roughly, and adjustable.

Parish leaderboards

Rather than global ones, which demotivate ninety-nine per cent of people.

Parish goals

Tied to real events on the farm — lambing, harvest.

Meets

Where a Parish organises one, which several have.

Why

The thinking behind it.

Global leaderboards are a well-documented way of making almost everybody feel bad. A parish-level one is a competition you might actually win, against people you might actually meet.

  • Assigned by location — Roughly, and adjustable.
  • Parish leaderboards — Rather than global ones, which demotivate ninety-nine per cent of people.
  • Parish goals — Tied to real events on the farm — lambing, harvest.
  • Meets — Where a Parish organises one, which several have.

Start with the free tier.

Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

It gets you the booking window early. It does not get you a table that does not exist, because the room is the size it is.

Loitering gets you the chapter archive, the cameras and first sight of every drop. It costs nothing and it always will.

The estate list

The honest version, fortnightly

No campaign calendar, no filler. When there is nothing to say we do not send anything.

The honest bit

If something on this page is wrong, Bothering Us goes to a person and we will change it.

Next along the route

Belonging

Carry on
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