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Your account

Faffing.

Settings pages are faffing. Naming it that disarms it slightly, which is the most we can do for a page nobody wants to visit.

How it works

Your details

Name, email, addresses.

Your consents

What we may email you about, granularly.

Your data

Download it, or delete the lot.

Your payment methods

In a live build. Not here.

Why

The thinking behind it.

Under UK GDPR you can ask for everything we hold, and you can ask us to delete it. Both of those are buttons on this page rather than an email address that takes a fortnight.

  • Your details — Name, email, addresses.
  • Your consents — What we may email you about, granularly.
  • Your data — Download it, or delete the lot.
  • Your payment methods — In a live build. Not here.
  • Your tier — Change or cancel, in two taps.

Start with the free tier.

Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

Bottling It — three taps, no phone call, no retention script. You keep access until the period you have paid for runs out.

No. Monthly means monthly.

The estate list

Pestering, at your invitation

We named the newsletter after the imposition so that opting in means something. Unsubscribe in one click and we will not chase you.

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Belonging

Carry on
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Snooping, briefly.

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