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Your plan

Committing.

Straight, and slightly ominous. Which tier you are on, what it costs, when it renews, and how to change it.

How it works

Your tier

And what it includes.

Next payment

The date and the amount.

Change tier

Up or down, immediately.

Pause

Rather than cancel, if you would rather.

Why

The thinking behind it.

A subscription that is hard to leave produces chargebacks and people who never come back. One that is easy to leave produces people who pause and return.

  • Your tier — And what it includes.
  • Next payment — The date and the amount.
  • Change tier — Up or down, immediately.
  • Pause — Rather than cancel, if you would rather.
  • Bottling it — Two taps, no retention call.

Start with the free tier.

Loitering costs nothing and gets you the archive, the cameras and a Parish.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

Bottling It — three taps, no phone call, no retention script. You keep access until the period you have paid for runs out.

No. Monthly means monthly.

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