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Small screens

Where most of you actually are.

About seventy per cent of the traffic to a site like this arrives on a phone, frequently on a bad connection, frequently in a queue for something else. The walk was built for that first and widened afterwards.

On the walk

What we cut, and what we refused to cut.

The frame sequence drops from twelve plates to six on a small screen and a slow connection. That is the single biggest saving available and nobody has ever noticed it happening.

What does not get cut is the writing. Every stop carries the same words on a phone as on a desktop, because the assumption that a small screen means a short attention span is both insulting and wrong. People read more on phones than anywhere else. They just do it in worse circumstances.

What also does not get cut is the numbers. If a cost table is worth having on a laptop it is worth having in a doctor’s waiting room, and it scrolls horizontally inside its own box rather than making the whole page slide sideways.

The specification

What the walk weighs.

The first screen

HTML
About 34 KBBefore compression.
Critical CSS
InlinedOne request saved, which on 3G is worth more than it sounds.
Fonts
Self-hosted, two weightsNo third-party request, ever.
JavaScript before first paint
NoneThe page renders without it and then improves.
First plate
About 40 KBAn SVG, which scales without a second file.

The frame sequence

Frames, large screen
12
Frames, small or slow
6Chosen on connection, not on screen width alone.
Preloaded
The first two only
Under reduced motion
One plateAnd the caption that carries the same information.
Total, worst case
Under 500 KBFor the whole opening sequence.

Figures are for this build, measured on the preview render rather than estimated.

On the walk

The four decisions that made it work on a bad connection.

No third-party anything

No fonts from a font host, no analytics, no tag manager, no embedded player. Every request on this page goes to one server.

SVG plates rather than photographs

A screen-printed illustration is a few kilobytes and scales to any screen without a second file. A photograph is neither of those things.

Render first, enhance after

The page is readable before a single line of JavaScript has run. The scrubbing, the reveals and the pinning are improvements to something that already worked.

Nothing sideways

Wide tables and diagrams scroll inside their own box. The page itself never scrolls horizontally, on any device, at any zoom.

Degrading honestly

What happens as the connection gets worse.

ConnectionFramesPlatesWhat you lose
Wifi or 5G 12 Full Nothing
4G 12 Full Nothing, but the sequence loads as you scroll
3G 6 Full Half the frames, which nobody has ever mentioned
Slow 2G 1 Full The sequence becomes a single plate and a caption
Data saver on 1 Full The same, by choice rather than by measurement
No JavaScript 1 Full Every word, number and link still works
On the walk

Four things about the phone build.

Built small first

And widened, rather than the other way round.

No third parties

Every request on this page goes to one server.

Nothing shortened

The same words on a phone as on a desktop.

Works without JS

Every word, number and link.

Wondering

The questions about the small version.

No, and there is not going to be. An app is a thing you have to persuade somebody to install before you can show them a hedge.

Partly. Pages you have already opened stay readable, because the plates and the type are cached. A stop you have not visited will not appear from nowhere.

The accessibility work, which overlaps with all of this.

A keyboard path, described audio, and full parity under reduced motion.

Next along the route

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