Everything you need to know before you arrive, and a few things you probably do not.
Chipping Norton, Tuesday to Sunday, half past nine until half past four. Card only. The car park closes at five and the overflow is four-by-four only when it is wet.
When we are open.
| Where | Days | Hours | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Farm shop | Tue – Sun | 9:30 – 16:30 | Including bank holidays |
| Café and bar | Tue – Sun | to 16:30 | Food stops at 15:00 |
| Both car parks | Tue – Sun | close at 17:00 | Overflow is 4×4 only in wet weather |
| Everything | Monday | Closed | Genuinely closed. Do not drive here. |
Getting here without losing your temper.
Put OX7 3PE into the satnav
Or use the What3Words for the car park directly: anchovies.panoramic.study. It will take you to the right entrance rather than the wrong lane.
Come early or come late
The queue is worst between eleven and two. Nine-thirty on a Tuesday in February is a different shop entirely, and a better one.
Bring a card, not cash
Both the farm shop and the pub shop are card only. This surprises somebody every single day.
Park in the main car park first
The overflow exists, but in wet weather it is four-by-four only and entry is at your own risk. No towing, no recovery, no sympathy.
Leave before five
Both car parks close at five. The gate is not negotiable and nobody on site enjoys the conversation.
Four ways in.
By car
OX7 3PE. Free parking, closes at 5pm.
By bus
The X9 stops nearby.
By train
Charlbury, then a taxi.
Accessibility
Step-free throughout, disabled parking and toilet.
The questions we get every single day.
No. Turn up when we are open. There is no booking system for the shop, the café or the bar, and there is no queue-jumping.
Sometimes. Often not. He has a farm to run and a column to write, and the honest answer is that planning a visit around seeing him is planning to be disappointed.
No. We do not offer tours of the farm. The planning permission does not allow for it and, frankly, nor does the state of most of the fields.
Yes, outdoors and on a lead. Not inside the shop, for reasons involving food hygiene rather than any dislike of dogs.
No. Card only, at both the farm shop and the pub shop. This is the single most common source of doorstep disappointment.
No. The planning inspector refused it in 2023 and ordered the barn restored. There is a café and a bar. Food is served until three.
The Old Mill Antiques, the Brown Cow, The Man Cave at Broadway, Jaffe and Neale in Chipping Norton, and Firefly Barn. The Farmer’s Dog is twenty-five minutes away and worth the drive.
No. We do not do signed items and we do not pass things through for signing. Sorry.
The view from the car park.
Approximately a thousand acres of Cotswold brash, most of which has never made a penny. It looks considerably better than it earns.
The pub is twenty-five minutes away.
The Farmer's Dog at Asthall Barrow. Everything on the menu is British, tables are released on the first of the month, and there is no telephone.