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Idea 62

Booking priority, and about six mornings a year that only members get.

Loyalty that unlocks access rather than discount. It is the most defensible thing a membership can offer on a capacity-limited site and it is also the thing most likely to make everybody else cross, so this page is mostly about the limits.

Belonging

What each tier actually unlocks here.

TierBooking windowOn-site slotsKit-Share
Loitering, free General release None Standard rate
Mucking In 24 hours early One member morning a year Standard rate
Ploughing On 72 hours early Three member mornings a year 10% off day rates
Landlording 7 days early All six, plus a guest 10% off, and first refusal in a clash
Unlocks

What a member window actually gets you.

The early morning Six mornings a year, 07:30 to 09:30, before the car park opens to anybody else. Forty people, no queue, and the yard as it actually is at half past seven. Six a year
Seventy-two hours early On away-days, driving sessions and anything with a fixed capacity. Three days is enough to matter and short enough not to close the diary. Ploughing On and above
First refusal on a machine clash When two people want the rolls on the same day in the same week in April, which happens every year without fail. Not yet
A guest on the member morning One, named in advance. It doubles the value of the thing and it is the single most requested addition. Not yet
The bootcamp waiting list When Kaleb says yes and a place comes free, members hear first. It has happened four times. Not yet
Nothing at the shop till Deliberately. Membership does not shorten the queue, does not get you served first and does not get you a discount on food. By design

The last one is the important one. Access-based loyalty stops being defensible the moment it starts operating in a public queue.

The limits

The three limits that keep this from being obnoxious.

  1. It never operates in a queue.

    A member does not get served first in the shop, does not skip the queue at the gate and does not get a table at the pub that would otherwise have gone to somebody else.

    The moment loyalty starts visibly reordering a physical queue, it converts every non-member standing in that queue into somebody with a grievance, and they are right to have one.

    Early access is defensible. Queue-jumping is not.

  2. It only unlocks things that would not otherwise exist.

    The member mornings are six mornings the site is otherwise closed. They take nothing from anybody, because at half past seven on a Tuesday in November there is nobody to take it from.

    That is the test for every future addition: does this create access, or does it reallocate it?

  3. And the head start is deliberately short.

    Seven days at the top tier, three below it. Long enough to be worth having and short enough that the general release is not looking at an empty diary.

    If a member window ever consistently empties a booking before general release, the window is too long and it gets shortened. That has happened once, to the driving sessions.

Members only

The six member mornings.

Six a year, always midweek, always before the site opens. Forty people, which is what the yard takes without becoming a tour.

Tuesday14 October

Thursday13 November

Tuesday20 January

Pick a time and we will hold it for ten minutes. See the tiers

This is a demonstration build. Nothing here books anything, no deposit is taken and no card details are collected at any point. Prices are indicative and are published so the arithmetic can be argued with.

The honest bit

Access-based loyalty is the only kind that makes sense on a site with seventy parking spaces, because a discount costs margin and an early booking window costs nothing except a small amount of goodwill from people who booked later. The moment it starts reordering a physical queue it becomes indefensible, which is why it does not, and why nothing here happens at a till.

What the tiers actually are.

Four of them, one free, and the free one is a real tier.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

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Public filings, published rankings and press reporting, each labelled on the page as a verified record, a founder claim or a third-party estimate.

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