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Sourcing

Where every figure on this site came from.

Three categories — published, reported and estimated — and a rule for each. The interesting page is not the one with the numbers on it. It is this one, which says how much to trust them.

Thirteen figures

The headline figures, and where each one comes from.

FigureValueCategorySource
Hawkstone sales, year to March 2025 £21.3 million Published The Sunday Times 100, June 2025
Hawkstone growth, three-year average 134 per cent Published The same ranking
Hawkstone equity, to 31 March 2025 £432,512 to just over £3 million Published Companies House
The farming, year one £144 profit Reported Clarkson’s own published statements
The farming, 2023–24 Under £15,000 Reported The same
The farming, 2024–25 A loss of about £5,000 Reported The same
Pub employment More than 140 Reported Press coverage at the one-year mark
Only Farmers incorporation 26 February 2026, company 17058134 Published Companies House
Only Farmers listings Over 1,300 farms Reported Company statements
Average English cereals farm, agriculture only A net loss of £27,400 in 2024–25 Published Defra Farm Business Income
Scheme income share ≈30 per cent of average farm business income Published Defra
The value-add multiple 20 to 40 times, barley to beer Estimated This site, doing arithmetic on published grain and retail prices
Customer acquisition cost ≈ zero Estimated This site, and it is an argument rather than a measurement
The taxonomy

The three categories, and what each is worth.

PublishedReportedEstimated
Where it comes from A filing, a ranking or a public register Press coverage, or a statement by somebody involved This site, doing arithmetic
How checkable Entirely. Go and look As far as the outlet is reliable Only as far as the working is shown
How it is marked Named source, with a date Reported, with the source named Labelled an estimate, every time
Used in a headline? Yes Yes, marked Never
Example £21.3m to March 2025 £144 in year one The twenty-to-forty-times multiple
The soft ones

The four figures we are least confident about.

The farming results, because they are Clarkson’s own published statements rather than audited accounts. The farming entities file abbreviated or micro accounts, so precise turnover is not public and never has been. They are almost certainly directionally right and they are not a filing.

The value-add multiple, because twenty to forty times is a range wide enough to be doing a lot of work. It is arithmetic on a grain price and a retail price and it ignores every cost in between, which is precisely the point being made — but it is an argument rather than a margin.

The customer acquisition cost, because "close to zero" is a rhetorical figure. The real number is not zero; it is the cost of making a television programme, which somebody else pays, which is a different and much more interesting statement than the one usually made about it.

And the Only Farmers listing count, because 1,300 farms is a supply-side number and no demand-side figure has been published at all. A marketplace with plenty of sellers and no published buyers is a marketplace with one half of its story missing.

Six rules

What this site will not do with a number.

RuleWhy
Annualise a partial year It flatters, it is untestable, and it is how most inflated figures start
Compare turnover to profit and call it a margin Because they are different things and the comparison is always favourable
Carry a figure forward once a newer one exists A stale figure that suits you is a lie with a date on it
Quietly drop a figure that has become unflattering The loss years stay on the page next to the good ones
Put an estimate in a headline An estimate in large type stops being an estimate within a week
Cite a figure without naming where it came from An unsourced number is an opinion in a serif font
Wondering

The numbers, questioned.

Because the farming entities file abbreviated or micro accounts, which do not disclose turnover. The figures used are Clarkson’s own published statements, and they are labelled reported rather than published for exactly that reason.

It is arithmetic on a published grain price and a published retail price, ignoring every cost in between. It is a real illustration of where value sits in a chain and it is not a margin.

The correction goes on the page rather than into a changelog nobody reads. What we got wrong is the page for the ones we have already found.

And the ones we have already got wrong.

A list, on the site, rather than a quiet edit.

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What we got wrong

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