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Eggs, and Chapter 7 on television

Chickens.

Chickens, and the eggs that come with them. Chapter 7 was called Fluffing, which is a better joke once you have seen it.

Chapter
7 — Fluffing
Produces
Eggs, for the café and the shop
Eggs, and Chapter 7

About them.

Chickens, and the eggs that come with them. Chapter 7 was called Fluffing, which is a better joke once you have seen it.

Every animal here is farmed to British welfare standards. The programme has never edited out the difficult parts of livestock farming, and neither does this website.

  • Chapter: 7 — Fluffing
  • Produces: Eggs, for the café and the shop
The detail

British standards

Throughout, without exception.

On camera

The field cameras run all year.

Fosterable

A season at a time.

In the shop

As a nineteen-pound soft toy, usually out of stock.

A note on the picture

These are illustrations rather than photographs — screen-printed plates in the estate palette, used wherever a genuine photograph is not available to us.

Watch them.

Field cameras, all year, including lambing.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The seasonal state at the top of every page is the short answer, and the farming year is the long one.

Not on foot, most of the year — it is a working farm with machinery in it. The cameras, the virtual walk and the footpaths are the honest alternatives.

The estate list

The honest version, fortnightly

No campaign calendar, no filler. When there is nothing to say we do not send anything.

The honest bit

If something on this page is wrong, Bothering Us goes to a person and we will change it.

Next along the route

All the livestock

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