Loitering
Loitering.
You are here, you have paid nothing, and we are entirely fine with that.
What is in it.
Included
- An account across the shop, the brewery and the pub
- The whole chapter archive, all forty of them
- Every field camera, including lambing
- The fortnightly newsletter
- Hoarding — the loyalty wallet, earning from day one
- Your Parish
Not included
- Nothing at all. It is free and it stays free.
Who this one is for.
You are here, you have paid nothing, and we are entirely fine with that.
Every tier is a numbered chapter — this is Chapter 54 — because a membership tier is exactly the kind of milestone the chapter system exists to mark.
Chapter 54
Loitering
Price
£0 for ever
Cancelling
Bottling It — two taps, no phone call.
Your Parish
Included at every tier, including the free one.
Compare it against the others.
All four, side by side, including what each one does not get you.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
It gets you the booking window early. It does not get you a table that does not exist, because the room is the size it is.
Loitering gets you the chapter archive, the cameras and first sight of every drop. It costs nothing and it always will.
