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On Only Farmers

Camping.

A field, a tent, and a farmer who is glad of the income.

Camping

What this category is.

A field, a tent, and a farmer who is glad of the income.

Every listing is made directly with the farm — you book, you pay, and the farm receives the money less a 7.1 per cent commission, or nothing at all if they are still inside their first £300.

How booking works

Booked direct

With the farm, not through an agency.

Google Pay

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Syncs to your calendar

Google Calendar, since the July 2026 release.

Message the host

In-app, before and after.

Farmers: list yours.

The first £300 you earn is entirely free of commission.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

It does not. All liability sits with the farm, which is why the insurance certificate is a hard gate rather than a suggestion.

No. Only Farmers Limited was founded by Lisa Hogan — Lisa Bentinck on the register — and her son Wolfe Bentinck. Clarkson is billed on it as an aspiring farmer, which is a promotional role, not a directorship.

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The honest version, fortnightly

No campaign calendar, no filler. When there is nothing to say we do not send anything.

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