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Michael Joseph · Penguin

Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog

The fifth, and the pub one. Buying a derelict fifteenth-century barn and opening it as a pub, written by the person who did it.

Published
2024
ISBN
9781405981972
Publisher
Penguin
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The fifth, and the pub one. Buying a derelict fifteenth-century barn and opening it as a pub, written by the person who did it.

Written in the column voice rather than the television one, which means it is considerably blunter about the money than any edit would allow.

  • Publisher: Michael Joseph, Penguin
  • Published: 2024
  • ISBN: 9781405981972
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Penguin

Michael Joseph.

Published

2024

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The first was number one in the Sunday Times list.

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