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Christmas on the Estate.

Merry bloody Christmas. Hampers, bundles, gift cards and the last posting dates, which are earlier than you think and always come as a surprise.

Ten per cent off your first order.

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Being straight

The honest bit.

Merry bloody Christmas. Hampers, bundles, gift cards and the last posting dates, which are earlier than you think and always come as a surprise.

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Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The cast page names every person and what they are actually responsible for, which is not always what the programme implies.

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Across the estate

Elsewhere on the estate.

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