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The ground

Diddly Squat Farm.

Roughly a thousand acres of the former Sarsden estate, including Curdle Hill Farm, bought in 2008 and farmed by its owner since 2019.

The ground

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FieldValue
Acres ~1,000
Bought 2008
Farmed in-house since 2019
Year one profit £144
2024–25 A loss of about £5,000
In summary

What it actually is.

Roughly a thousand acres of the former Sarsden estate, including Curdle Hill Farm, bought in 2008 and farmed by its owner since 2019.

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