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Goat 061

Goats.

Goats, one of which was named with all the romance of an ear tag. Goat 061 is now a plush toy, and is out of stock like most of the others.

Famous resident
Goat 061
Merchandise
Cleaned out
Goat 061

About them.

Goats, one of which was named with all the romance of an ear tag. Goat 061 is now a plush toy, and is out of stock like most of the others.

Every animal here is farmed to British welfare standards. The programme has never edited out the difficult parts of livestock farming, and neither does this website.

  • Famous resident: Goat 061
  • Merchandise: Cleaned out
The detail

British standards

Throughout, without exception.

On camera

The field cameras run all year.

Fosterable

A season at a time.

In the shop

As a nineteen-pound soft toy, usually out of stock.

A note on the picture

These are illustrations rather than photographs — screen-printed plates in the estate palette, used wherever a genuine photograph is not available to us.

Watch them.

Field cameras, all year, including lambing.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

Because the worst ground costs more to crop than it returns, and because hedgerow, scrub and margin do measurable work that a combine never will.

The seasonal state at the top of every page is the short answer, and the farming year is the long one.

The estate list

First sight of every drop

The things that sell out do it in minutes. This is the only warning anyone gets.

Next along the route

All the livestock

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