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The diary

One diary, because everything competes for the same yard.

Machinery, rooms, days out and driving sessions all sit on the same calendar. There are windows in the year when none of it is available at any price, and this page is mostly about those.

The year

What is bookable, month by month.

Grey is not available. It is not a pricing signal or a scarcity trick — it is drilling, harvest, lambing, or a hedgerow cutting ban.

What J F M A M J J A S O N D
The 6m drillKit-Share At its best in At its best in Available in March Available in April Available in May At its best in At its best in Not in August Not in September Not in October Available in November Available in December
Cambridge rollsKit-Share Available in January Available in February Not in March Not in April Not in May At its best in At its best in Available in August Available in September Available in October At its best in Available in December
The topperKit-Share Not in January Not in February Not in March Available in April At its best in At its best in Available in July Available in August At its best in Available in October Not in November Not in December
The bale wrapperKit-Share Not in January Not in February Not in March Not in April At its best in Available in June Available in July Available in August At its best in Not in October Not in November Not in December
The post knockerKit-Share At its best in At its best in Available in March Available in April Available in May Available in June Not in July Not in August Available in September Available in October At its best in At its best in
The hedge cutterKit-Share At its best in At its best in Not in March Not in April Not in May Not in June Not in July Not in August Available in September Available in October Available in November Available in December
The grain trailerKit-Share Available in January Available in February At its best in At its best in Available in May Available in June Not in July Not in August Not in September Available in October At its best in Available in December
The Big BarnEvents Available in January Available in February Available in March Available in April At its best in At its best in At its best in Available in August At its best in Available in October Available in November Available in December
The yard, marqueeEvents Not in January Not in February Not in March Available in April Available in May At its best in At its best in Available in August Available in September Available in October Not in November Not in December
The big fieldEvents Not in January Not in February Not in March Not in April Not in May Not in June Not in July Available in August At its best in Available in October Not in November Not in December
Away-daysHiring Available in January Available in February Not in March Not in April At its best in At its best in Available in July Not in August Not in September Not in October Available in November Available in December
Driving sessionsHiring Available in January Available in February Available in March Not in April At its best in At its best in Available in July Not in August Not in September Not in October Available in November Available in December
Kaleb’s bootcampHiring Available in January Available in February Not in March Not in April Available in May At its best in Available in July Not in August Not in September Not in October Available in November Not in December

At its best Available This month, August

Closed

The four windows when nothing is available.

WindowRoughlyWhy
Lambing Late February to early April Every pair of hands is in a shed at four in the morning
Spring drilling and rolling March and April, weather dependent The machines are working and so are we
Harvest Late July to early September Nothing else happens. Nothing
Autumn drilling Late September to late October The most weather-dependent window of the four
Hedge cutting ban 1 March to 31 August A legal restriction, not ours, and it applies to the hedge cutter only
Right now

The next fortnight, across everything.

Everything on one board. A machine and an away-day on the same day is usually possible; two away-days is not, because there are four of us.

Tuesday8 September

Thursday10 September

Wednesday17 September

Wednesday24 September

Pick a time and we will hold it for ten minutes. See the rules first

This is a demonstration build. Nothing here books anything, no deposit is taken and no card details are collected at any point. Prices are indicative and are published so the arithmetic can be argued with.

The honest bit

Why the diary looks emptier than the demand.

People assume a booking diary with gaps in it means nobody wants the thing. On a farm it usually means the opposite: the gaps are the days we have deliberately not sold, because selling them would mean nobody is doing the farming.

Four people run the shop, the yard, the livestock and everything on this page. A day with twenty-five people on an away-day is a day with two of those four occupied from eight until five, which is why there is never more than one large booking on any given day and why September looks like a wall.

Availability

The diary, at a glance.

One diary

Machines, rooms and days out together.

Four closed windows

Lambing, drilling, harvest, drilling again.

One big booking a day

Because there are four of us.

Harvest is a moisture meter

Not a date, and it moves a fortnight either way.

Before you book anything.

Insurance, licences, and the two things we will not host at any price.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The words are ours. The brands are not, and nothing here is licensed.

The cast page names every person and what they are actually responsible for, which is not always what the programme implies.

Next along the route

The rules

Carry on
Basket Book the pub Plot a field Join the list Bother us

Snooping, briefly.

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