Diddly Squat Umbrella
It is rainy season. Our compact and truly stylish umbrellas have you covered. Literally.
| Type | Compact |
|---|---|
| Covers you | Literally |
About this one.
It is rainy season. Our compact and truly stylish umbrellas have you covered. Literally.
It is made on this farm, or by somebody within sixteen miles of it whose name we know and whose kitchen we have stood in. That is the whole sourcing policy and there is nothing more sophisticated behind it.
- Type: Compact
- Covers you: Literally
Made within sixteen miles
The planning condition, honoured rather than worked around.
Free UK delivery over £40
Two to five working days. Flat £8.50 below.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty.
A real producer
Somebody whose kitchen we have stood in.
Goes with
Free UK delivery over £40.
Flat £8.50 below that, two to five working days, and we will hold an order back a day to ship it as one box rather than three.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Photograph it, tell us within fourteen days, and we replace or refund it. We do not ask you to send a broken jar back across the country to prove it was broken.
Almost always, and it is usually cheaper because there is no courier in the middle. The queue, however, is real.
First sight of every drop
The things that sell out do it in minutes. This is the only warning anyone gets.
While you are here.
Free UK delivery over £40
Flat £8.50 below. Nine in ten orders land within two days.
Fewer boxes, less carbon
We will hold an order back a day to ship it as one.
Carded on drink
Age verified at checkout and again on the doorstep.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty, in which case tell us.
