Best sellers.
Not what we would like to be selling. What genuinely leaves the building fastest, which is a slightly different and much more honest list.
What actually sells
Hawkstone Premium Lager
Hawkstone Cider
Hawkstone Mixed Case
Burger Sauce 250g
Bee Juice Honey 350g
Red Tractor Socks
Emma Bridgewater × Diddly Squat "Cow Juice" ½-Pint Mug
The Larder Loader Bundle
The ten most reviewed things in the shop.
Review counts as published on the shop, August 2026.
| Product | Price | Reviews |
|---|---|---|
| Cow Juice ½-pint mug | £26.00 | 60 |
| Burger Sauce 250g | £4.80 | 95 |
| Smoked Chilli Mayo 250g | £4.80 | 51 |
| Beer Mustard 190g | £5.50 | 54 |
| Chilli Jam 280g | £4.80 | 42 |
| Little Turds Honeycomb 150g | £4.80 | 31 |
| Piccalilli Chutney 280g | £4.80 | 28 |
| Bee Juice Honey 350g | £12.20 | 27 |
| Blackberry Jam 340g | £4.80 | 25 |
| Habanero Relish 300g | £4.80 | 22 |
The single most instructive number in this shop is fourteen — the number of reviews on a nineteen-pound plush pig that has been out of stock for most of a year. We are under-supplying the exact thing people most want, and we know it.
See everything instead.
All fifty-eight lines, sortable by price.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Almost always, and it is usually cheaper because there is no courier in the middle. The queue, however, is real.
Where the planning condition applies it is, and we name the maker on the page. Where a line is made further afield — some of the clothing, some of the homeware — we say so rather than fudging it.
Elsewhere on the estate.
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