Pick a crate of lager, shandy or cider and we will knock 50% off a box of crisps. Take the crate
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Pick a Crate, Get Half-Price Crisps.

Any crate from Diddly Drinks — lager, shandy or cider — and a twenty-four box of hand-cooked crisps comes in at half price.

Ten per cent off your first order.

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The honest bit.

Any crate from Diddly Drinks — lager, shandy or cider — and a twenty-four box of hand-cooked crisps comes in at half price.

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