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For producers

What we look for, and what happens after you write.

Roughly forty producers a year ask to supply the shop. Between two and four end up on the shelf, and the reasons the others do not are almost never about the food.

Five steps

The route in.

Check the distance first

If you are more than sixteen miles from the shop, the farm shop cannot stock you under any circumstances. That is a planning condition and there is no appeal to us about it.

Send one email with three things in it

What you make, where you make it, and what you would want for it wholesale. Not a deck. Not a brand story.

We come to you

Within about six weeks. It is half a day and it is the same visit as an audit, because there is no sense doing it twice.

We take a small quantity and see

Usually a fortnight’s worth, at your price, sale or return for the first order only.

If it sells, we agree a standing order

With a volume floor we commit to buying, because that is the thing a producer actually needs and the thing shops are most reluctant to give.

Forty a year

Why applications actually fail.

ReasonShare of refusalsNote
Outside sixteen miles ~45% By far the largest category, and nothing to do with the product
We already stock something too similar ~20% The shop is small. Two chutneys is a range; five is a wall
Cannot supply the volume reliably ~15% Usually somebody making it at weekends around a job
Label claims that will not survive checking ~10% Almost always "local" or "handmade" doing too much work
Price leaves nothing for either of us ~7% A wholesale price that only works at a retail price nobody will pay
The food is not good enough ~3% It happens, it is rare, and it is the easiest one to say
The one useful thing we do

What a volume floor is, and why it matters more than price.

Every small producer we have ever dealt with would take a lower price for a guaranteed number. Almost no retailer will give one, because a guarantee transfers risk from the producer to the shop and a shop with two hundred and sixty lines does not want two hundred and sixty guarantees.

We give them anyway, at a level well below expected demand, because the alternative is a producer building capacity on a forecast and eating the difference. That is what happened at the bakehouse for eight months, and a volume floor is the direct consequence of it.

The floor is deliberately conservative. It is meant to make a producer safe rather than rich.

Terms

What supplying this shop involves.

You get

  • Fourteen-day payment terms from invoice
  • A volume floor we commit to buying, once established
  • Your name on the shelf card and on this website
  • A free audit, and the mark if you want it
  • A reason in writing if we delist you, a cycle in advance
  • The right to sell to anybody else you like

You do not get

  • Any listing fee, ever
  • Payment for shelf position or promotion
  • Exclusivity in either direction
  • A guarantee about volume before the first order
  • Stocking outside the sixteen-mile radius
  • Anything at all in the September to December window for a new line
For producers

Applying, at a glance.

Sixteen miles

The first and largest filter.

One email

Not a deck. Three facts.

Fourteen days

From invoice, not delivery.

No fees

At any point, for anything.

Read the standard first.

Eleven clauses, and clause nine is the one that causes arguments.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The words are ours. The brands are not, and nothing here is licensed.

The cast page names every person and what they are actually responsible for, which is not always what the programme implies.

Next along the route

How we pay

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