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The suppliers

Nine suppliers, and what went wrong with each of them.

Every page here says what they make, how long they have supplied this shop, exactly what we sell of theirs, and one thing that went wrong between us. The last of those is the reason the pages are worth reading.

The format

Why every page carries a failure.

A supplier page that only lists what a producer makes is a catalogue entry. Anybody can write one and nobody learns anything from it.

The interesting part of a supply relationship is where it went wrong, because that is where you find out how both parties behave. Who paid for the eleven sweated truckles. Who ate eight months of bread waste before anybody noticed. Who said no to buying in honey to cover a shortfall.

In four of the nine cases the fault was entirely ours. We have said so on the page rather than in a general paragraph about learning, because a general paragraph about learning is what businesses write when they do not intend to name anything.

The honest column

Who was at fault, when it went wrong.

ProducerWhat went wrongWhose fault
Chadlington Bakehouse Baked to our forecast for eight months Ours
Cotswold Curd Eleven truckles left on a hot loading bay Ours
Windrush Smokery A shelf card that overstated where the trout came from Ours
Sarsden Apiary A forward contract on a crop bees do not read Ours, jointly agreed
Dean Market Garden Forty beds of purple cauliflower nobody bought Ours
Enstone Meat Co Batch labels ran ahead of the carcasses Theirs, and ours for the spec
Bruern Mill A flour name that outlived the grain behind it Ours
Wychwood Dairy Glass bottles with no working return route Ours
Evenlode Wool Mill Blankets described as if they came off our sheep Ours
The suppliers

What every producer page has in common.

All nine hold the mark

Or held it, in the two cases where it has lapsed.

All nine inside sixteen miles

Two to eleven miles from the farm gate.

Paid in fourteen days

Which is the whole of our leverage-free negotiating position.

Failures published

With the party at fault named, including us.

Trade questions

The questions producers ask before they supply us.

No. There is no fee to be stocked, no charge for shelf position and no payment for appearing on this website. A shop that charges its suppliers to be on the shelf is running an advertising business with a chiller cabinet attached.

Fourteen days from invoice, and we have missed that twice in six years. Both times we paid the late-payment interest without being asked, because a small producer chasing a large customer for money is the oldest and worst dynamic in food.

Not without telling you first. Where we do run an own-label line made by one of our suppliers, the supplier page says so and the supplier agreed to it in writing.

You get a reason, in writing, at least a full order cycle before it happens, and this page keeps your entry until the last of your stock has gone.

Supply the shop.

What we look for, what we pay and what happens after you apply.

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