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Twenty Metres of Hedgerow

Not a crop at all. Twenty metres of hedgerow, laid and maintained properly, which produces blackberries, habitat and agri-environment income. You get the jam and the annual photographs.

£90.00per season

Dispatched in 2–5 working days. Free UK delivery over £40.

Demonstration basket — no payment is taken.

One seasonDelivered in kind
Size20 metres
WorkLaying and maintenance
You receiveBlackberry jam, and photographs
Also producesHabitat and scheme income
SeasonLaid in winter
PriceFixed at purchase
In plain English

What you are actually buying.

Not a crop at all. Twenty metres of hedgerow, laid and maintained properly, which produces blackberries, habitat and agri-environment income. You get the jam and the annual photographs.

You are buying goods, at a fixed price, delivered in kind. You are not buying land, a lease, a share, or any right to a cash return. The farm retains full management control and full access throughout, and your plot is a promise about produce rather than a demised parcel of ground.

  • Size: 20 metres
  • Work: Laying and maintenance
  • You receive: Blackberry jam, and photographs
  • Also produces: Habitat and scheme income
  • Season: Laid in winter
  • Price: Fixed at purchase
What happens

The season, from your side.

You pay once

A fixed price, set now, never varied. Ring-fenced until delivery.

We drill it

With everything else, because a quarter acre farmed separately would be farmed badly.

You get updates

Photographs, a geotag, growth stages, and the field cameras.

We harvest it

Or, in a bad year, we do not, and the shared-risk policy triggers.

It arrives

In kind. Not as money, ever.

Not an investment

Plotting is a fixed-price forward purchase of produce, delivered in kind. It is not an investment, there is no cash return, no profit share, and no secondary market. We are emphatic about this because the alternative — paying people a cash share of a harvest they had no hand in managing — is an unauthorised collective investment scheme under section 235 of the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000, and a criminal offence.

Why

The structure

What this plot is, and is not.

What you get

  • A fixed price, paid once, never varied
  • A stated quantity of produce, delivered in kind
  • Photographs, growth stages and the field cameras
  • The shared-risk substitution, chosen before you pay

What you never get

  • Any cash return, profit share or dividend
  • Any share of the tonnage off that ground
  • Any resale, transfer for value or secondary market
  • Any exclusive possession of the land itself
Also available

The other plots

What happens if it fails?

Because in 2025 a great deal of it did. The policy, in plain English.

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