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The commitment

Captions and audio description.

On every piece of video on this site, without exception. This is a commitment rather than a feature, which means it is a reason not to publish something rather than something to publish alongside it.

The specification

What is on what.

Live broadcasts

Live captions
Every oneMachine-generated, with the error rate published below.
Corrected captions
Within 24 hoursBy a person, against the transcript.
Audio description
On the archive copyAdded before the recording is published.
Transcript
Published with the archive copySearchable, and the source for write-ups.
Audio-only stream
Every broadcast64 kbps, one button.

Podcast

Transcript
Every episodePublished with it, linked in the feed.
Chapter marks
Every episodeFour, so a listener can skip to the part they want.
Speaker labels
YesIn the transcript, which matters more than people assume.

Everything else on the site

Camera feeds
Captioned where there is speechA silent field camera has nothing to caption.
Scene plates and diagrams
Alt text, alwaysWritten by a person, not generated.
Motion
Respects reduced-motionEvery animated block has a still equivalent.
Measured

How good the captions actually are.

94.1% live caption accuracy Measured against the corrected transcript, last 6 broadcasts
99.6% after correction Within 24 hours, by a person
24h median time to corrected Against a 48-hour commitment
0 videos published without captions Since the first broadcast
Honestly

Why the live number is published even though it is the bad one.

Ninety-four per cent sounds respectable and is not. At ninety-four per cent, roughly one word in seventeen is wrong, and in a broadcast full of agricultural vocabulary the wrong words cluster exactly where the meaning is.

Machine captioning on a live feed from a grain store, with a combine running, is genuinely hard. Publishing the number is the only way to be honest that a live caption is an aid rather than an equivalent, and the reason the corrected version exists at all.

The commitment that matters is the second number and the twenty-four hours. The first number is published because hiding it would imply the live captions are better than they are, and somebody relying on them deserves to know.

At ninety-four per cent, one word in seventeen is wrong, and the wrong ones cluster where the meaning is.
Straight

What is committed, and what is not.

Committed

  • Captions on every video, live and archived
  • Human-corrected within 24 hours
  • Audio description on every archive copy
  • A searchable transcript with speaker labels
  • An audio-only stream at 64 kbps
  • Alt text written by a person

Not yet, and said so

  • A promise that live captions are perfect
  • Sign language interpretation, yet
  • Audio description on the live stream
  • Captions in languages other than English
Wondering

The questions this page gets.

Because doing it badly is worse than not doing it, and doing it properly for seven broadcasts a year is a commitment we have not yet made. It is the largest gap on this page and it is listed as one rather than left off.

A person, for every scene plate and diagram on this site. Generated alt text describes what is in an image; a person describes what the image is for.

Transcript with every episode, speaker-labelled, linked in the feed and published on the page.

The wider accessibility statement.

Everything else about how this site behaves, including where it falls short.

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The archive

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