Between fifty pounds and five hundred, built rather than chosen.
The corporate hamper, configured line by line with a running total, because the actual problem with corporate gifting is not what to send. It is that somebody has a budget of exactly sixty pounds a head and needs it to look like more than sixty pounds.
Build a hamper.
What the money actually buys at four budgets.
| Budget a head | Realistic contents | Weight | Who it suits |
|---|---|---|---|
| £50 | Card box, three jars, a tea towel | 1.4kg | A large staff list where the gesture is the point |
| £85 | Crate, six jars, a truckle, a four-pack | 3.1kg | The commonest order here by a distance |
| £150 | Hamper, ten jars, the board, a mixed case | 6.8kg | Clients, and a shorter list |
| £300 | All of the above and a framed print | 8.2kg | One person who matters |
| £500 | The above plus a gifted patch, claimed separately | 8.2kg | The ceiling, and it stops being a hamper |
The planning condition, and why the hamper is what it is.
The goods sold in the farm shop are limited to those produced, grown or reared on Diddly Squat, or within a sixteen-mile radius of it. That is a West Oxfordshire District Council planning condition, not a marketing line, and we treat it as binding.
That is not a constraint we would have chosen and it is by far the most interesting thing about a corporate hamper from here. Every jar in the box has a producer within sixteen miles of a farm in west Oxfordshire, named on a card in the lid, with a page you can read.
The commercial consequence is that we cannot build you a hamper of imported luxuries at any budget, and the commercial advantage is that nobody else can build you this one. A hamper with a map in it beats a hamper with champagne in it, at least once you have told somebody why.
Anything alcoholic is age-restricted at the door, every time.
Please enjoy Hawkstone responsibly. Everything with alcohol in it is age-restricted: we will card you at checkout and the driver will card you again at the door. On a corporate order that means the recipient is carded, not the person who placed the order — so a case going to a staff list must have an adult at each address, and we will not deliver one to a workplace postroom.
Corporate, questioned.
In a live build, yes, on thirty-day terms with a credit check over two thousand pounds. Nothing on this site takes payment of any kind.
On the card, yes, including a logo. Not on the jars, which carry their producer’s label, and not on the box beyond a printed card.
Most food is zero-rated and everything else is standard-rated. The invoice separates them, which matters if anybody is reclaiming it.
Build two versions. It is one extra line on the order form and it is considerably better than the alternative.
Or take one that is already built.
Six of them, priced, from thirty-eight pounds to two hundred and forty.
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