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Parish · Northumberland and Cumbria

The Borders.

The parish that proved a monthly cadence is a town idea. Four all-day meets a year work better here than twelve short ones nobody can reach.

The ground it covers.
Where

The ground it covers.

Northumberland, north Cumbria and the country either side of the line. The boundary follows the landscape rather than the county line, which is why it looks wrong on an administrative map and right on a soil one.

It meets quarterly, on a Saturday, all day. Rotating between Bellingham, Brampton and Wooler. Quarterly rather than monthly because the driving is ninety miles each way for half the parish.

Douglas Ainsley is the warden. Hill farm above Bellingham. Drives furthest to his own meets and has never mentioned it. The wardenship is unpaid, was not appointed by us, and can only be ended by the parish itself.

869
members
March 2025
opened
Quarterly
cadence
The specification

The details.

The parish

Ground
Northumberland, north Cumbria and the country either side of the line
Members
869Register at 30 August 2026.
Rank by size
10 of 12
Opened
March 2025
Cadence
Quarterly, on a Saturday, all day
Venue
Rotating between Bellingham, Brampton and Wooler. Quarterly rather than monthly because the driving is ninety miles each way for half the parish

The warden

Warden
Douglas AinsleyA volunteer member, not staff, and not paid.
Day job
Hill farm above Bellingham. Drives furthest to his own meets and has never mentioned it.
Confirmed by
The parish, at a meet
Can be stood down by
The parish, at a meetNot by us. That is deliberate.

Everything on this page is the parish’s own, published by its warden. We host it and we do not write it.

In practice

What it actually does.

Hill flock talk

Blackface, Cheviot and Swaledale keepers comparing notes on ground nobody else farms.

Weather stations

Six members running the same cheap station and pooling the readings, because the Met Office grid squares up there are enormous.

Shared runs south

Anybody driving to Carlisle or Hexham posts it. Somebody usually needs something collecting.

All-day format

Ten till four, with lunch. It is the only cadence that respects the distances.

The diary

The next three things in the diary.

Published by the warden. If it says nothing is in the diary, nothing is in the diary.

3 October

Autumn quarterly

Bellingham, 10am to 4pm. Winter feed, tup sales, and the weather station data.

10 January

Winter quarterly

Brampton. The one where everybody arrives in a bad mood and leaves cheerful.

11 April

Spring quarterly

Wooler. Lambing debrief.

The people

Who runs it.

One volunteer and a register. There is no third layer.

Douglas Ainsley
Warden

Douglas Ainsley

Hill farm above Bellingham. Drives furthest to his own meets and has never mentioned it.

The parish
Everybody else

The parish

869 members, of whom about thirty-one come to any given meet, which is a completely respectable turnout for anything.

From the register

What members of this parish said.

Four proper days beats twelve half-hours in a car park. It took us a year to admit that.
Douglas Ainsley, warden
I read the minutes, I have used the lending list twice and I have never been to a meet. Nobody has ever made me feel odd about that.
A member of The Borders, name withheld by request

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