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The register

Twelve parishes.

18,637 members placed and 4,912 who have not picked one yet. Every parish here is run by a member, meets somewhere real, and has a date in its diary.

In full

Every parish, with the detail.

ParishGround it coversMembersWarden
The Cotswolds Gloucestershire, Oxfordshire, west Warwickshire and the north Wiltshire edge 4,182 Eleven acres and forty ewes near Enstone. Warden since the parish opened.
The Dales The Yorkshire Dales — Wharfedale, Swaledale, Wensleydale and Ribblesdale 1,914 Fencing contractor out of Kettlewell. Took the wardenship because nobody else put their hand up.
The Fens Cambridgeshire, south Lincolnshire and west Norfolk — the black soil, roughly 1,203 Agronomist working out of March. Joined to argue about soil and has not stopped.
The Borders Northumberland, north Cumbria and the country either side of the line 869 Hill farm above Bellingham. Drives furthest to his own meets and has never mentioned it.
The Weald Kent, East and West Sussex and the Surrey edge of the ridge 2,640 Third-generation hop grower. Runs the parish the way she runs a hop yard, which is briskly.
The Marches Shropshire, Herefordshire and the border country west of the Severn 1,046 Beef and sheep in the Clun valley. Keeps minutes, which no other warden does.
The Moors The North York Moors, the Cleveland Hills and the coast down to Whitby 1,377 Runs a farm shop at Kirkbymoorside. Understands queues, footfall and disappointment.
The Broads The Norfolk and Suffolk Broads and the coast from Cromer round to Southwold 741 Reed cutter and marshman. Has been doing a job most people assume ended in 1930.
The Levels The Somerset Levels, the Mendip fringe and the moor from Glastonbury to Bridgwater 934 Cider orchard of forty-one trees, all of which she can name. Chairs a meet with a firm hand.
The Wolds The Lincolnshire Wolds and the East Riding — Louth across to Driffield 688 Six hundred arable acres, does his own agronomy, and says so with some pride.
The Downs The North Wessex Downs, the South Downs and the chalk from Marlborough to Lewes 1,588 Grazes chalk grassland for a wildlife trust. Owns better boots than anybody else on the register.
The Peak Derbyshire, the Staffordshire Moorlands and the Cheshire edge 1,455 Drystone waller out of Bakewell. Has taught more members to wall than anybody else on the register.
The map

How the boundaries got drawn.

Badly, at first. The initial set was six regions cut along government office boundaries, which is how you end up with a parish containing both the Yorkshire Dales and Sheffield, and members of it quite reasonably asking what they were supposed to have in common.

The current twelve were proposed by members over about four months. They follow landscapes: chalk, peat, limestone, gritstone, marsh, moor. The Fens crosses three counties and the Marches crosses a national border, and both of those are correct.

Four regions still have no parish, because none has yet cleared 250 members with a warden willing to stand. They are named on Starting a Parish, along with the four proposals that were declined.

Counted

The register in four numbers.

18,637 placed in a parish Register, 30 August 2026
4,912 not placed, by choice Also entirely welcome
4,182 the largest parish The Cotswolds
741 the smallest The Broads, and not interested in growing

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