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Parish · Somerset

The Levels.

A parish that has to be firm about starting on time, because it meets in a cider barn and the arithmetic of that is obvious to everybody.

The ground it covers.
Where

The ground it covers.

The Somerset Levels, the Mendip fringe and the moor from Glastonbury to Bridgwater. The boundary follows the landscape rather than the county line, which is why it looks wrong on an administrative map and right on a soil one.

It meets last Friday of the month, 7pm. A cider barn near Langport, which is exactly as good and exactly as unproductive as it sounds.

Rosie Coombe is the warden. Cider orchard of forty-one trees, all of which she can name. Chairs a meet with a firm hand. The wardenship is unpaid, was not appointed by us, and can only be ended by the parish itself.

934
members
June 2025
opened
Last Friday of the month
cadence
The specification

The details.

The parish

Ground
The Somerset Levels, the Mendip fringe and the moor from Glastonbury to Bridgwater
Members
934Register at 30 August 2026.
Rank by size
9 of 12
Opened
June 2025
Cadence
Last Friday of the month, 7pm
Venue
A cider barn near Langport, which is exactly as good and exactly as unproductive as it sounds

The warden

Warden
Rosie CoombeA volunteer member, not staff, and not paid.
Day job
Cider orchard of forty-one trees, all of which she can name. Chairs a meet with a firm hand.
Confirmed by
The parish, at a meet
Can be stood down by
The parish, at a meetNot by us. That is deliberate.

Everything on this page is the parish’s own, published by its warden. We host it and we do not write it.

In practice

What it actually does.

Cider pressing

A shared press, October and November. Members bring apples and leave with juice.

Orchard restoration

Three old orchards brought back over two years, with a professional pruner teaching as they go.

Flood mutual aid

A phone list that gets used properly about one winter in three, and is worth having every winter.

Withies and willow

Two basket makers who have taught about thirty members to do something useful with a rod.

The diary

The next three things in the diary.

Published by the warden. If it says nothing is in the diary, nothing is in the diary.

25 September

Monthly meet

Langport, 7pm. Pressing rota for October gets set.

18 October

Pressing day

Bring apples. Minimum forty kilos or it is not worth the setup.

30 October

Monthly meet

Langport, 7pm.

The people

Who runs it.

One volunteer and a register. There is no third layer.

Rosie Coombe
Warden

Rosie Coombe

Cider orchard of forty-one trees, all of which she can name. Chairs a meet with a firm hand.

The parish
Everybody else

The parish

934 members, of whom about thirty-one come to any given meet, which is a completely respectable turnout for anything.

From the register

What members of this parish said.

We start at seven and we do the business by half past, for reasons anybody who has been in a cider barn will understand.
Rosie Coombe, warden
I read the minutes, I have used the lending list twice and I have never been to a meet. Nobody has ever made me feel odd about that.
A member of The Levels, name withheld by request

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