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Parish · Norfolk and Suffolk

The Broads.

The smallest parish on the register and the least interested in growing. Seven hundred people, most of whom know each other, on a landscape nobody else farms.

The ground it covers.
Where

The ground it covers.

The Norfolk and Suffolk Broads and the coast from Cromer round to Southwold. The boundary follows the landscape rather than the county line, which is why it looks wrong on an administrative map and right on a soil one.

It meets first Saturday of the month, morning. A boatyard staithe at Ludham. Two meets a year are held on the water, which is either charming or a health and safety incident waiting to happen.

Neil Bircham is the warden. Reed cutter and marshman. Has been doing a job most people assume ended in 1930. The wardenship is unpaid, was not appointed by us, and can only be ended by the parish itself.

741
members
May 2025
opened
First Saturday of the month
cadence
The specification

The details.

The parish

Ground
The Norfolk and Suffolk Broads and the coast from Cromer round to Southwold
Members
741Register at 30 August 2026.
Rank by size
11 of 12
Opened
May 2025
Cadence
First Saturday of the month, morning
Venue
A boatyard staithe at Ludham. Two meets a year are held on the water, which is either charming or a health and safety incident waiting to happen

The warden

Warden
Neil BirchamA volunteer member, not staff, and not paid.
Day job
Reed cutter and marshman. Has been doing a job most people assume ended in 1930.
Confirmed by
The parish, at a meet
Can be stood down by
The parish, at a meetNot by us. That is deliberate.

Everything on this page is the parish’s own, published by its warden. We host it and we do not write it.

In practice

What it actually does.

Reed and sedge

Neil takes members out on the cut in winter. It is cold, wet, and oversubscribed every year.

Eel and pike talk

Which is more interesting than it sounds and involves several people who should write a book.

Flood watching

A shared log of water levels that predates the parish and got adopted by it.

On the water

Two meets a year by boat. Life jackets are compulsory and the warden checks.

The diary

The next three things in the diary.

Published by the warden. If it says nothing is in the diary, nothing is in the diary.

5 September

Monthly meet

Ludham staithe, 10am. Last outdoor one before the clocks go.

3 October

Monthly meet

Ludham, 10am, indoors.

17 January

Reed cutting day

Twelve places. Waders essential and genuinely not optional.

The people

Who runs it.

One volunteer and a register. There is no third layer.

Neil Bircham
Warden

Neil Bircham

Reed cutter and marshman. Has been doing a job most people assume ended in 1930.

The parish
Everybody else

The parish

741 members, of whom about thirty-one come to any given meet, which is a completely respectable turnout for anything.

From the register

What members of this parish said.

Seven hundred members and I think I have met about a hundred of them. That is a decent proportion.
Neil Bircham, warden
I read the minutes, I have used the lending list twice and I have never been to a meet. Nobody has ever made me feel odd about that.
A member of The Broads, name withheld by request

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