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What we hold

Every field we hold, where it came from, and when it goes.

Not a privacy policy. A list. Twenty-two things an account can contain, each with its source, its retention period and whether you can delete it without closing the account.

22 fields
0 sold, ever
7 years the longest
30 days to delete
Twenty-two fields

Everything an account can hold.

Things you told us

Name
You. Kept while the account exists
Email address
You. The primary identifier, kept while the account exists
Delivery addresses
You. Kept until you remove them, or seven years if used on an order
Phone number
You, optionally. Deletable without closing the account
Your parish
You, or derived from a postcode. Changeable at any time
Six stated preferences
You. Beats every inferred signal in Suggesting
Notification settings
You. Twelve switches and a quiet-hours window

Things you did

Order history
The three tills. Seven years, because tax law says so
Check-ins
The wallet. Which site and when. Never where you were
Bushel ledger
Every earn and burn. Seven years alongside the orders
Holdings — patches, casks, boxes, fosters
The relevant system. Permanently, because a provenance record that expires was never a record
Which chapters you have read
This site. Deletable on its own, and about one member in twenty does
Badges and streaks
Derived. Deletable, and deleting them deletes the achievement
Support correspondence
You and us. Two years

Things we worked out

Which accounts across the three tills are you
Matched on email, then confirmed phone, then card fingerprint
Suggested products
Derived nightly from the six signals. Recomputed, never archived
Your seasonal score
Derived. Resets in October
Whether you have passed an age check
A yes or a no and a date. Never your date of birth

Things we deliberately do not hold

Your date of birth
The age check returns a yes or a no. We keep the answer, not the input
Card details
Never. This build takes no payment at all
Precise location
The parish is the finest resolution anywhere in this system
Anything from a data broker
Nothing bought, nothing enriched, nothing appended

This is a demonstration build and holds none of the above. The list describes what a live version would hold, which is a more useful thing to publish than a page saying we hold nothing.

How long

The retention clock, by kind.

KindKept forWhy that long
Orders and the money attached to them Seven years HMRC. Not our choice and not negotiable
The bushel ledger Seven years It is attached to the orders
Provenance records for a holding Permanently A record that is deleted when you stop buying was never a record
Check-ins Two years Long enough for the streaks, short enough to be uninteresting
Support correspondence Two years Long enough to remember the last conversation
Reading history Until you delete it It is yours and nothing depends on it
Marketing consent Permanently, as a record We keep proof that you said no, so nobody asks again
Identity resolution

The matching, and the two times we got it wrong.

Joining three tills into one account means deciding that three customers are one person. We do it on email address first, then on a phone number that has been confirmed, then on a card fingerprint, and never on a name alone.

It has gone wrong twice. Once a household shared an email address and two people’s orders merged, which was noticed within a fortnight and unpicked. Once a phone number had been recycled by a network and a new owner briefly saw a stranger’s check-in history, which was noticed within four days and is the reason phone numbers now have to be confirmed rather than merely present.

Both are on this page rather than in an internal incident log, because a matching system that has never been wrong is a matching system nobody has looked at properly.

Four things you can do

Export it

One file, machine-readable, everything above, within thirty days and usually within one.

Delete it

Two taps. Thirty days to change your mind, then it is gone.

Never sold

Not to a broker, not to a partner, not to anybody, under any circumstances.

See the matches

Every till account we have joined to yours, listed, with a button to separate them.

Wondering

Your data, questioned.

Yes, under UK GDPR, and it is a button rather than an email address that takes a fortnight. The law allows a month; the button usually takes a day.

Reading history, badges, streaks, phone number and old addresses, yes, individually. Orders, no, for seven years, because tax law requires it.

No. Not to brokers, not to partners, not aggregated, not anonymised, not ever. It is the shortest paragraph on this page for a reason.

The data would go with the business, which is what always happens, and you would be told before it did rather than afterwards.

Take it with you.

One file, everything in it, and a format somebody else can actually read.

The estate list

First sight of every drop

The things that sell out do it in minutes. This is the only warning anyone gets.

Next along the route

Exporting

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