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Schools, clubs and wards

The same walk, for a room full of people.

A guided version of the virtual walk, run live for a class, a club, a ward or a common room. Forty minutes, somebody who works here doing the talking, and questions throughout rather than at the end.

On the walk

Who this is actually for.

Three groups ask for this and all three get it free: state schools, care homes, and hospital wards. Between them they are most of the people for whom "come and visit" is not a real option, which is the same problem this whole section exists to solve.

Everybody else — clubs, societies, companies, a village hall with a projector — is welcome and is asked for a contribution to the schools programme instead of a fee. What that contribution is is up to you and nobody chases it.

It is run live rather than recorded because the questions are the point. A recording of somebody walking round a farm already exists, in five series, on Prime Video, and it is considerably better made than anything we would do on a video call.

Pick a time

When it runs.

Four slots a day, four days a week, and the ones marked gone are genuinely gone rather than held back.

TuesdayTerm time

WednesdayTerm time

ThursdayAll year

FridayAll year

Pick a time and we will hold it for ten minutes. Ask for this slot

This is a demonstration build. The picker is real interface and sends nothing, because there is nothing behind it to send to.

Five steps

How it goes.

You tell us who is in the room

Ages, numbers, and anything we should know. A ward is a different forty minutes from a Year 4 class.

We send one link

No account, no app, no download. It opens onto the walk.

Somebody who works here talks for forty minutes

Walking the same twelve stops, in the same order, with the plates on screen.

Questions throughout

Not saved to the end. The questions are the reason to do this live rather than send a video.

We leave the pages behind

Every stop stays where it is, with a URL that will not change, so a teacher can use it again next term.

In the classroom

What a group gets.

Included

  • Free to state schools, care homes and hospital wards
  • Forty minutes, live, with a person who works here
  • Questions throughout, not held to the end
  • One link, no account, no app, no download
  • The stop pages afterwards, permanently

Not included

  • A recording afterwards — it is live or it is nothing
  • A sales pitch of any kind
  • Any requirement to sign up for anything
  • A minimum group size
In the classroom

In short.

Forty minutes

Live, with questions throughout.

Free

To state schools, care homes and hospital wards.

One link

No account, no app, no download.

Kept afterwards

Every stop page stays where it is.

The schools programme it feeds.

Cameras, resources and visits, all free to state schools.

Next along the route

The same walk, four times

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