Everything.
Every line in the shop, in one grid, sortable by price because we assume that is what you actually want to do.
All of it
Classic Mayo 250g
Burger Sauce 250g
Smoked Chilli Mayo 250g
British Tomato Ketchup 270g
Beetroot Ketchup 250g
Beer Mustard 190g
Chilli Pasta Sauce 270g
Diddly Tractor Pasta 400g
Blackberry Jam 340g
Strawberry Jam 340g
Red Onion Marmalade 340g
Chilli Jam 280g
Real Ale Chutney 310g
Piccalilli Chutney 280g
Habanero Chilli Relish 300g
Bee Juice Honey 350g
Smoked Oil 250ml
Chilli Oil 250ml
Little Turds Chocolate Covered Honeycomb 150g
Box of 24 Hand-Cooked Crisps — Mushroom & Wild Garlic
Box of 24 Hand-Cooked Crisps — Sausage and Mustard
Box of 24 Hand-Cooked Crisps — Lightly Salted
Box of 24 Hand-Cooked Crisps — Cheese and Onion
Bee Juice Bites
Elderflower Shandy × 12 — 330ml, 2.5%
Graphite Cockerel T-Shirt
Graphite For Farms' Sake Cockerel T-Shirt
Oat Cockerel T-Shirt
Tote Bag — Cockerel
Cockerel Socks
Green Tractor Socks
Red Tractor Socks
Socks: Seven Days of the Week
Diddly Squat Apron
Diddly Squat Umbrella
Emma Bridgewater × Diddly Squat "There Will Be Mud" ½-Pint Mug
Emma Bridgewater × Diddly Squat "Farmerish" ½-Pint Mug
Emma Bridgewater × Diddly Squat "Cow Juice" ½-Pint Mug
Emma Bridgewater × Diddly Squat "Endgame Bull" ½-Pint Mug
Large Round Chopping Board — Tractor
Large Round Chopping Board — Cockerel
Paddle Chopping Board — Tractor
Cockerel Flame Tea Towel
Diddly Squat Farm Jigsaw — 1,000 pieces
"Muddy Bugger" Build-Your-Own Tractor Kit
No Face Sheep Soft Toy
Richard Ham Soft Toy
Goat 061 Soft Toy
Pepper Cow Soft Toy
Bee Soft Toy
The Larder Loader Bundle
The Emma Bridgewater Bundle
The Sweet Treat Bundle
The Sweet Collection Bundle
The Sarnie Collection Bundle
The BBQ Collection Bundle
Bee Juice and Honey Dipper
Bee Juice and Soap Bundle
Homemade Jams and Chutney Set
Hawkstone Lager, from the Farm Shop
Diddly Squat Cider x 12
Diddly Vintage Bundle
The Green Jumper
Cockerel Beanie
Enamel Camp Mug
The Cockerel Print
The Field Map Print
The Forty Chapters Poster
Diddly Squat Gift Card
Diddly Squat Farm Shop Perfume
Prices are a snapshot
Every price on this site was captured in August 2026 and is presented as a point-in-time record. Stock moves, prices move, and the cheese and onion crisps are almost certainly cleaned out again by now.
Free UK delivery over £40
Flat £8.50 below. Nine in ten orders land within two days.
Fewer boxes, less carbon
We will hold an order back a day to ship it as one.
Carded on drink
Age verified at checkout and again on the doorstep.
Thirty days to back out
Non-food only, unless it arrived faulty, in which case tell us.
Cannot decide?
Answer four questions and we will tell you what to buy. It takes about twenty seconds and is more accurate than you would expect.
What people actually ask.
The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.
Almost always, and it is usually cheaper because there is no courier in the middle. The queue, however, is real.
Where the planning condition applies it is, and we name the maker on the page. Where a line is made further afield — some of the clothing, some of the homeware — we say so rather than fudging it.
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