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The ground

Seven fields, twenty-eight patches, one rotation.

A patch is not a random rectangle. It sits in a named field with a soil type, a history and a set of problems, and which field yours is in tells you more about what will happen to it than the crop does.

Field by field

What each field does to a crop.

FieldSoilThe problemWhat that means for your patch
The Barley Block Brash over limestone Drought in a dry May Yields swing by a third between years. Priced for the average
Curdle Hill Deeper brash, some loam Blackgrass, managed by drilling late The most reliable ground here, and priced accordingly
The Bottoms Heavier, some clay Waterlogging, fixed by drainage Late in, late off, and excellent in a dry year
Blackgrass Corner Heavy Resistant blackgrass, roughly £155/ha where infested Spring cropping only, which limits what can go there
The Hedged Margins Whatever the boundary is Nothing. That is rather the point Fifteen-year laying cycle, annual species count
The Wildflower Ground Poor, which suits it None, deliberately No harvest. Honey, counts and photographs
The Market Garden Plot Improved, worked hard Labour Highest value per square metre on the farm
The Brash Tops 15cm over limestone Everything The experimental ground. Echium, and whatever wins the vote
The machinery argument

Why a quarter acre is farmed as part of forty.

Nobody drills a quarter acre. A modern drill is between four and eight metres wide, a sprayer is twenty-four, and a combine header is over ten. The economics of arable farming are entirely built on covering ground quickly.

So your patch is drilled in the same pass as everything around it, sprayed in the same pass, and cut in the same pass. What makes it yours is the record, the notifications and the allocation — not a separate agricultural operation, which would be farmed considerably worse and cost about eight times as much.

This is also, incidentally, the legal position. The land is managed as a whole, by the farm, with no day-to-day control on your part. Which is exactly why the return has to be goods rather than money.

Wondering

The fields, questioned.

Three questions about the ground itself.

Curdle Hill if you want reliability, the Barley Block if you want beer, the Brash Tops if you want to watch something fail interestingly. The prices already tell you which is which.

The crop in it does, because the rotation moves. The field does not, and your first refusal at renewal is on the same ground rather than the same crop.

Because a survey-accurate boundary drawn around your patch would imply a demised parcel of land, and that is the one thing a patch must never be.

Pick a field, then a patch.

Twenty-eight of them, across seven fields.

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The drilling plan

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