Harvest Live.
Ninety minutes from the grain store in the middle of harvest, which means it starts late roughly one year in two and nobody apologises for it.
Next: Harvest Live.
From the grain store, with a combine still going in the field behind.
What actually happens.
The weighbridge, live
Loads come in and the running total goes up on screen. It is the whole show.
The yield, as it lands
Tonnes per hectare per field, called out as the trailers arrive.
Questions from parishes
Read out in the order they arrive, not in the order that flatters anybody.
The weather argument
Twenty minutes of forecast disagreement, which is the most popular segment.
The details.
Harvest Live
- Length
- 90 minutesRuns over about half the time.
- Starts late
- Roughly one year in twoBecause harvest does not stop for a broadcast.
- Watch-along places
- 2,000Distributed to parishes, not sold.
- Cost
- NothingAt every tier, including the free one.
- Captions
- Live, and corrected within 24 hoursAudio description added to the archive copy.
Access
- Live captions
- YesMachine-generated live, human-corrected within 24 hours.
- Audio description
- On the archive copyAdded before publication, every time.
- Audio-only stream
- 64 kbpsFor a tractor cab or a bad line.
- Transcript
- Published with the archiveSearchable.
Every broadcast and every episode described here is illustrative. This is an unofficial demonstration build: no recording exists, nothing streams, and no guest named on this site has agreed to anything.
How the day runs.
Doors, in the loosest sense
The stream opens twenty minutes early with a camera on the yard and nothing else happening.
Live from the grain store
Ninety minutes, assuming the combine cooperates.
In the archive
Captioned, audio-described, permanent.
Last year’s broadcast, counted.
The questions this one gets.
It moves. The date on this page is the intention and the notification goes out the moment it changes, which has happened twice in three years.
No. Broadcasting is open to everybody, and the watch-along places are free at every tier including Loitering.
Within twenty-four hours, in the archive, captioned and audio-described. It stays there permanently.
Also on.
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The Quiz
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Told an hour before.
One notification, capped, and nothing in the weeks when nothing is on.
