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Narration

Somebody talking, and how to make them stop.

Every stop has a narrated track: what you are looking at, what happened there, and what it costs. It is off by default, it is written before it is read, and there is a transcript on every page whether you play it or not.

On the walk

Written first, recorded second, and off by default.

Nothing on this walk plays without being asked. Not the narration, not the frame sequence, not anything with sound in it. A website that starts talking at somebody in an office is a website that gets closed.

The tracks are written before they are recorded, which sounds obvious and is not how most audio guides are made. A written script can be edited, checked against the numbers on the page, and published as a transcript that says exactly the same thing as the audio.

The voice is somebody who works here rather than a professional reader. It is worse in the conventional sense — there are pauses, and somewhere on the wall track a tractor goes past — and it is considerably better in every sense that matters.

The specification

What the guide is.

Each track

Length
90 seconds to 3 minutesOne per stop, twelve in total.
Written
Before it is recordedAnd published as a transcript, verbatim.
Voice
Somebody who works hereRather than a professional reader.
Autoplay
NeverOn any stop, in any circumstance.
Transcript
On the pageIn the reading order, not behind a link.

Audio description

Separate track
YesDescribing the plate, not repeating the narration.
Written by
A personBecause a generated description of an illustration is a list of shapes.
Available on
All twelve stops
Also as text
YesSame page, same reading order.
Narration

What the guide does and does not do.

Yes

  • A written script, published verbatim as a transcript
  • A separate audio description track on every stop
  • Somebody who works here doing the talking
  • Off by default, on every stop, permanently

Never

  • Autoplay of any kind
  • Music under the narration
  • A generated voice
  • A transcript that says something different from the audio
Narration

In short.

Twelve tracks

Ninety seconds to three minutes each.

Off by default

Nothing plays without being asked.

Transcribed

Verbatim, on the page, in reading order.

Described

A separate track for the plate itself.

The rest of the accessibility work.

Keyboard path, contrast, reduced-motion parity and the things that are easy to forget.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The cast page names every person and what they are actually responsible for, which is not always what the programme implies.

No. This is an unsolicited third-party demonstration build, not affiliated with or endorsed by any of the businesses it describes.

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