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The register

Where each idea ended up, including the ones that were rejected.

This build came out of an audit that numbered its proposals. Some became whole page families, some became a single page, and several were rejected for reasons worth writing down. This is the register.

The register

The ideas that became something.

Thirteen ideas, each with a page and each marked not built, because this is a demonstration build and none of them exists as a running system.

HolderWhat forAuditedNext dueStatus
Idea 37 — an AI farming advisorBecame a page An advisor, honest about what it must never be trusted with Written Not built Due Ideas 74–77 — the media businessesBecame four pages and a hub Licensing, a publishing imprint, a magazine and an international format Written Not built Due Idea 79 — a university partnershipBecame a page Research access to a working farm, in exchange for data nobody else has Written Not built Due Idea 95 — an open agronomy protocolBecame a page A versioned, open-source method other farms adopt and report back on Written Not built Due Idea 99 — a farm policy verticalBecame a page Policy news, with lobbying transparency as the price of writing it Written Not built Due Idea 109 — an integration layerBecame a page in the game family A narrow versioned API carrying six things and refusing four Written Not built Due Idea 110 — onboarding as a title sequenceBecame Chapter Zero Ninety seconds, skippable from frame one, no forced tutorial Written Not built Due Idea 117 — the Chapter Card APIBecame a page The card generator, exposed to certified producers, free Written Not built Due Idea 119 — shareable failure clipsBecame Cocked-Up Reels Auto-composed, saved privately, shared only on purpose Written Not built Due Idea 121 — real weather, and rights windowsBecame two pages Oxfordshire data on a delay, and an asset rights manager Written Not built Due Idea 123 — geographic rights on every assetFolded into the rights manager geo_rights, evaluated per request rather than at publish Written Not built Due Idea 124 — the waiting roomBecame a page An edge queue for a fifty to hundred times release-night spike Written Not built Due Idea 125 — read-only degradationBecame a page Content and cameras alive when commerce saturates Written Not built Due

Two of the thirteen — the rights manager and the geographic rights field — were separate ideas that turned out to be one thing. That is the commonest outcome of an audit and it is worth recording rather than tidying away.

Eight refusals

The ones that were rejected, and why.

IdeaRejected because
Loot boxes in the game Unsettled regulation, a Children’s Code exposure of £17.5m or four per cent of global turnover, and a newspaper story that writes itself
A cash prize on the player vote It would create a prize of value and take the whole mechanic inside the Gambling Act 2005
A zero per cent branded drink in the game CAP 18.18 to 18.24, added in May 2024, apply the same twenty-five per cent audience threshold to products at or below 0.5 per cent ABV
Equity crowdfunding for the plots A cash return on a harvest somebody else managed is an unauthorised collective investment scheme under section 235 of FSMA 2000
A player-priced in-game market It produces a real-money trading grey market within a month, whatever the terms say, and no small operator can police it
A global leaderboard In a game with a paid time-skip, a global table ranks spending and nothing else
A daily login streak A nudge technique with a counter on it, in a service likely to be accessed by children
Sharing a full user record across the integration layer Two systems that can share everything eventually do, one convenient field at a time
The argument

Why publish the rejections at all.

Because a list of good ideas is a brochure and a list of rejected ones is a design document. The interesting information in any plan is what was considered and turned down, and the reason.

It is also the only way to make the refusals stick. A decision not to sell loot boxes that lives in somebody’s head lasts until that person leaves. A decision written down with its reasoning, on a public page, is considerably harder to quietly reverse in eighteen months when the revenue chart flattens.

And several of the eight are genuinely arguable. A player-priced market would work for a large publisher with a trust and safety team. A global leaderboard would work in a game with no paid time-skip. The refusals are specific to this estate rather than universal, and saying so is more useful than pretending they are principles.

The ideas

The register, in four lines.

Thirteen adopted

Each with a page, each marked not built.

Eight rejected

On a stated risk, not on taste.

Two turned out to be one

Which is the commonest audit outcome.

Written down to stick

A refusal in somebody’s head lasts until they leave.

Wondering

The ideas, questioned.

None of them. This is an unsolicited demonstration build. Every row of the register is marked not built and every one of them means it.

An audit that numbered its proposals. The numbers are kept here so that a reader following the audit can find where each one landed.

Several of them are arguable, and the pages say which. The point of writing down the reasoning is that reconsidering it requires answering the reason rather than simply forgetting it.

The four media businesses.

Licensing, an imprint, a magazine and an international format.

The estate list

Get told before everyone else

One email a fortnight about what is actually happening in the fields, the brewery and the pub — including the bits that went wrong.

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The media businesses

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